Some media spoiled sports complained that Cheney tried to "cover up" the shooting incident. But that's just the way secretive Cheney operated back in those days. Things are quite different now.
Who knows what’s going to happen as news spreads of Deadeye Dick’s latest outdoor adventure? He went fly-fishing with a naked woman. That’s right. There is proof (see photo). Cheney apparently has a new committment to openness and total transparency. The White House posted some shots of Cheney’s excellent adventure on its website. In one of them, a naked woman is reflected in Cheney’s sunglasses. The VP is broadly smiling at his unclothed companion. He is a lucky guy.
Meagan Mitchell, a Cheney spokeswoman, doesn’t buy it. She nixes the idea that the Veep went fishing with a skinny-dipping buddy. The reflection, to Mitchell, is clearly that of a “hand casting a rod.” It's obvious that Meagan hasn't been told about the new full disclosure policy at the White House.
This blogger is all for Cheney fly-fishing with naked women (or men). In fact, he should devote the rest of his time in office at his favorite fishing spots. The VP should take President Bush with him.