Donít call, assume Iím Kyle Popeís assistant, and demand (demand!) that I put you through to him directly, young lady! Or call and ask for Adam Moss. Itís hilarious for me, and I will probably impersonate you at a cocktail party at some point in the near future. (And for my own amusement, I may be inclined to give you thirty made-up excuses for why Mr. Pope is busy right now or offer to schedule an appointment for you in March of 2014.) But itís not so hilarious for you.
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