PitchFriendly has introduced a technological breakthrough in media pitching with its Pitch Drone that flies over cities and identifies targeted reporters using facial recognition technology.
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PR pros can now pitch reporters with just the simple push of a button.
The drone can anticipate a reporter’s location and possible escape routes and once the reporter has been tracked down, an advanced hypnotic voice makes even the worst pitch attractive.
“10 million lines of code ensure that the Pitch Drone works flawlessly,” said PitchFriendly CTO Paul Denya.
This is the first foray into enterprise hardware for any PR company, according to PitchFriendly CEO Joel Andren.
“The future is now,” Andren droned on.
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